"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs."
"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week."
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
"Most people live in a myth and grow violently angry if anyone dares to tell them the truth about themselves."
"I hope to one day co-sign a lease with another person but, well, it doesn't plague me that I have yet to do so. Put it this way: I've never had to violently tug at my own pillow at 2 A.M. to get myself to stop snoring."
"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."