"Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice."
"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."
"I never smile unless I mean it."
"Being famous is not something that would make me feel successful - unless one was striving for mediocrity."
"Change does not roll in on the wheels of inevitability, but comes through continuous struggle. And so we must straighten our backs and work for our freedom. A man can't ride you unless your back is bent."
"This is like my dad's race team where we had one Legend car. If we wrecked it, we couldn't race the next week unless we had enough parts to put it back together again."
"Age is not important unless you're a cheese."
"Our individual lives cannot, generally, be works of art unless the social order is also."
"Gentleness doesn't get work done unless you happen to be a hen laying eggs."
"If I could be more vague I'd write more about people in my life, but I hate hurting feelings or making people feel uncomfortable. I've done that before. Unless they're sad songs. Those get finished fast, but the mean ones often end up at the back of the bottom drawer and it's probably for the best."