"New technology is useful, but it's inefficient and ugly it knows it'll be obsolete by lunchtime tomorrow, so it has no incentive to be anything else."
"Politics is just show business for ugly people."
"Nobody likes, you know, the ugly parts of politics."
"With a lot of hair and make-up then I'm possibly, remotely attractive. But it's rare, I don't think I'm ugly but I'm nothing particularly special. I'm not a yoga and health girl. I don't exercise that much and I eat crap and smoke and bite my nails."
"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?"
"Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life."
"In such ugly times, the only true protest is beauty."
"Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone."
"I pefer an ugly truth to a pretty lie. If someone is telling me the truth that is when I will give my heart."
"My mother always called me an ugly weed, so I never was aware of anything until I was older. Plain girls should have someone telling them they are beautiful. Sometimes this works miracles."