"My earliest memory is seeing Michael Jackson in Melbourne with my sister when I was about ten. I still have this souvenir stick with a glove that would light up and make a peace sign in a bunch of different colors. I'm so happy my mom didn't throw that out."
"I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years.'"
"One of my earliest memories is of my father carrying me in one arm with a picket sign in the other."