"The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance."
"Nature is one great big wood-chipper. Sooner or later, everything shoots out the other end in a spray of blood, bones and hair."
"It's the beauty and curse of doing a daily show. Some days you've got nothing to talk about and other days Dick Cheney shoots his lawyer in the face and everyone is happy."
"Nip the shoots of arbitrary power in the bud, is the only maxim which can ever preserve the liberties of any people."