"No one should have to choose between medicine and other necessities. No one should have to use the emergency room every time a child gets sick. And no one should have to live in constant fear that a medical problem will become a financial crisis."
"Religion is never the problem it's the people who use it to gain power."
"Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence."
"The problem is that when government controls the economy, those who can influence government keep winning, and everybody else just stays the same."
"I mean, anything that money can be made off will never be a problem to make, no matter what it is."
"The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast."
"We were delighted to have Nigel as a producer. The only problem is that Nigel is so famous that he seems to dominate most interviews without being there."
"The problem for those who assert biblical authority in support of traditional definitions of marriage is that one could, with equal validity, assert that the lending of money or certain kinds of haircuts are forbidden by God, or that slavery and the subjugation of women are authorized by the Lord."
"After every storm the sun will smile for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer."
"As a kid I was short and only weighed 95 pounds. And though I was active in a lot of Sports and got along with most of the guys, I think I used comedy as a defense mechanism. You know making someone laugh is a much better way to solve a problem than by using your fists."