"Do you know the difference between a beautiful woman and a charming one? A beauty is a woman you notice, a charmer is one who notices you."
"A beauty is a woman you notice a charmer is one who notices you."
"There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me."
"Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it."