"There have been in this century only one great man and one great thing: Napoleon and liberty. For want of the great man, let us have the great thing."
"I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time."
"To his dog, every man is Napoleon hence the constant popularity of dogs."
"I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time."
"War as Napoleon knew it just not possible any more. However, we're very unlikely to accept or recognize 'world peace' even when we get it."