"Under this window in stormy weather I marry this man and woman together Let none but Him who rules the thunder Put this man and woman asunder."
"Marriage commissioners who choose not to marry homosexuals are being fired. A Knights of Columbus chapter in British Columbia is in court because it chooses not allow a lesbian group to use its facility for marriage ceremonies. The list goes on."
"Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later for another thing, they die earlier."
"Men marry because they are tired women, because they are curious both are disappointed."
"My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me."
"Another argument, vaguer and even less persuasive, is that gay marriage somehow does harm to heterosexual marriage. I have yet to meet anyone who can explain to me what this means. In what way would allowing same-sex partners to marry diminish the marriages of heterosexual couples?"
"I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli."
"I've got Asperger's syndrome and I'm not a very good people person, so I've always been more comfortable around machinery. Not in a weird way - I don't want to marry my car or anything stupid like that!"
"I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year."
"If we marry educational technology with quality, enriching content, that's a circle of win."