"One of the things I was taught in law school is that I'd never be able to think the same again - that being a lawyer is something that's part of who I am as an individual now."
"I'm afraid I talk a lot, too much, perhaps. I should have been a lawyer or a college professor or a windy politician, though I'm glad I am not any of these."
"To force a lawyer on a defendant can only lead him to believe that the law contrives against him."
"My uncle's a lawyer and I remember going to see him in court and thinking, 'That's cool, too bad I could never be a lawyer.'"
"A good lawyer is a bad Christian."
"I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money."
"I gather from a lawyer that there was a rehearsal yesterday. We haven't a hope. I know the presiding judge too: I've had the misfortune to sleep with his wife. He was specially picked."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."
"If you're a doctor or a lawyer or teacher, if you only get three things right out of 10, you're considered a failure."
"I decided I wanted to be a lawyer when I was 11 years of age."