"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
"I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair."
"Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off."
"The decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any love story. It changes the relationship of two people much more strongly than even the final surrender because this kiss already has within it that surrender."
"Always kiss your children goodnight, even if they're already asleep."
"The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer."
"I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs."
"You know, who cares about seeing the girls when everybody wants to see the band. That's what's important, KISS is important. I think we look great, and the attitude is there, and I'm real happy with it."
"I think in a lot of romantic comedies it ends with a kiss, and I feel like in modern day relationships, and maybe just my own experience, it starts with a kiss and then all sort of falls apart and then comes together. You're texting. You're wondering what's going on. There's no definitions, there's no labels."
"If you kiss on the first date and it's not right, then there will be no second date. Sometimes it's better to hold out and not kiss for a long time. I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else."