"I have discovered in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats."
"People's intelligence tends to be in inverse proportion to their number. People don't tend to get smarter as they get into bigger groups."
"There is an inverse relationship between reliance on the state and self-reliance."
"My happiness grows in direct proportion to my acceptance, and in inverse proportion to my expectations."