"When planning your wedding you make so many decisions: 'Do I want this fork or that fork?' But in the end people aren't going to remember what napkin holder you choose."
"Beauty is worse than wine, it intoxicates both the holder and beholder."
"Beauty is often worse than wine intoxicating both the holder and beholder."
"I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill."