"Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better."
"Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone."
"I believe in a religion that believes in freedom. Any time I have to accept a religion that won't let me fight a battle for my people, I say to hell with that religion."
"After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people who didn't do it. I sure as hell wouldn't want to live in a society where the only people allowed guns are the police and the military."
"I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me."
"Most of American life consists of driving somewhere and then returning home, wondering why the hell you went."
"Americans play to win at all times. I wouldn't give a hoot and hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost nor ever lose a war."
"It doesn't matter that Bush scares the hell out of me. What matters is that he scares the hell out of a lot of very important people in Washington who can't speak out, in the military, in the intelligence community."
"There is no greater hell than to be a prisoner of fear."
"Too much coffee. Too much coffee and Gatorade. It's a hell of a mix. If you're ever tired in the morning, just try that mix, and tell me what you think."