"I'm learning with the older that I get that some feelings are just universal and that I'm not the only one who hates their hair or their life at times."
"Sending Paris Hilton to jail for being the most loathed celeprosy lesion in the history of the species seems like a happening idea at first - forty-five days at Century Regional Detention Center is so the new thirty days at Promises Malibu! But it sets a dangerous precedent to jail celebs just because someone hates them."
"No woman ever hates a man for being in love with her, but many a woman hate a man for being a friend to her."
"The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men."
"I don't read a lot of the sports, because I think people sometimes either build it up, or you have this guy that hates sports that is going to write bad about it, so I figure I'm not going to read it. Because I'm not going to let him put an idea into my head."
"Badger hates Society, and invitations, and dinner, and all that sort of thing."
"What I really tried to do with Helen was make her show this sad side of her. She was married off at 16, was so young and living in this castle that can't leave because of how she looks, and married to a man she hates and three times her age."
"Everybody in America is soft, and hates conflict. The cure for this, both in politics and social life, is the same - hardihood. Give them raw truth."
"Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings."
"You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do."