"I don't know why people question the academic training of an athlete. Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes."
"I'll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier, but not for you, fifty thousand dollars, or two-hundred and fifty thousand dollars will I give up women. They're too much fun."
"One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man."
"The real sadness of fifty is not that you change so much but that you change so little."
"I have probably purchased fifty 'hot tips' in my career, maybe even more. When I put them all together, I know I am a net loser."
"There is a saying in Baltimore that crabs may be prepared in fifty ways and that all of them are good."
"I like somebody who's not so crazy but likes to have a good time... and who is thoughtful and kind and easy to laugh with. Somebody you can just be yourself with one hundred and fifty percent."
"Forty is the old age of youth fifty the youth of old age."
"My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay."
"If the history of the past fifty years teaches us anything, it is that peace does not follow disarmament - disarmament follows peace."