"I don't believe in fad diets."
"I've probably tried every fad diet in the world."
"My biggest regret is putting my body through fad diets - Atkins, cleanses, the hCG diet."
"I've never been on a fad diet."
"A lesser complaint: hair extensions. There are moments on 'All My Children' when half the women actors, young and old, seem to be afflicted by android Barbie creep. All those thick swatches of lifeless strands clustering lankly round ladies' necks! Like orange tanning spray, this is a fashion fad that should be put out of its misery."