"Flowers are the sweetest things God ever made and forgot to put a soul into."
"The level of our success is limited only by our imagination and no act of kindness, however small, is ever wasted."
"I suspect the psychological pressure associated with that crisis caused the first mental blackout I had ever suffered. It contributed to a deterioration in my health that later required the insertion of a heart pacemaker."
"So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money?"
"The judicial system is the most expensive machine ever invented for finding out what happened and what to do about it."
"Sometimes your medicine bottle has on it, 'Shake well before using.' That is what God has to do with some of His people. He has to shake them well before they are ever usable."
"Remembering that I'll be dead soon is the most important tool I've ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything - all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure - these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important."
"Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?"
"If you ever get rich and famous, by definition you are special. You have done something special, and therefore you start to behave special. Then if the floor drops out, and you become down and out, you have a really new perspective."
"If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics."