"I like spending time at home. In Paris, people drop by and have a bite to eat, or they drop by and watch Friends on TV. I take my dog to the office there, and I walk to work sometimes."
"I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it."
"I've tried word processors, but I think I'm too old a dog to use one."
"Okay, let's talk about cartoon labels for half a second - some people think anything with a dog or a car or a colorful alien is garbage, which is not true. Look at Big Moose Red. It's, like, a $6 wine with a cheesy label, and it's actually a solid wine."
"There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also."
"Within 10 years it will be impossible to travel to the North Pole by dog team. There will be too much open water."
"I had such a close relationship with my dog, and my dog so filled the need in my life to have children that I just wanted Cathy to have that experience."
"Our pets rely on us entirely for their nutrition. So if you're making your own judgments, that could lead to a mistake. At the same time, we have more control over our pet's diet than we do with our children or with ourselves, so your vet can tell you what is appropriate for your dog and you can assign them that."
"If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience."
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."