"Most films seem to be about a man and a women falling in love at some point and once you pass forty-five, it's almost disgusting to fall in love."
"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."
"The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like 'Mad Men' is disgusting. It's a super disgusting part of our culture, but I still find it funny to make a joke about it."
"I am a sensitive writer, actor and director. Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager."
"Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable."
"Swallow a toad in the morning and you will encounter nothing more disgusting the rest of the day."
"I was a teen star. That's disgusting enough."
"Maybe that's the whole teen oeuvre, you know covering people in disgusting bodily fluids and whatnot."
"I stood up as best I could to their disgusting stupidity and brutality, but I did not, of course, manage to beat them at their own game. It was a fight to the bitter end, one in which I was not defending ideals or beliefs but simply my own self."