"The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once."
"If we celebrate Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday at a time of presidential inaugurals, this is thanks to Ronald Reagan who created the holiday, and not to the Democratic Congress of the Carter years, which rejected it."
"About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm."
"I was quite a shy child. I would get terribly nervous and throw up before my birthday party. And then I would be fine. I feel the same now. I get nervous, then it's fine."
"I've never looked forward to a birthday like I'm looking forward to my new daughter's birthday, because two days after that is when I can apply for reinstatement."
"I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff."
"The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity."
"I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'"
"Citizens, thank you for all your birthday wishes. I am 88 years old today and still lucky to live in the greatest city in the world."
"The summer of 2002 at the Wilson birthday party I met Van Dyke again and I made plans to have dinner with him."