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"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

Elbert Hubbard   funny

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."

Albert Einstein   funny

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."

Albert Einstein   funny

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."

Albert Einstein   funny

"Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy."

Benjamin Franklin   funny

"A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul."

George Bernard Shaw   funny

"As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it."

Buddy Hackett   funny

"As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it."

Buddy Hackett   funny

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please."

Mark Twain   funny

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."

Ellen DeGeneres   funny
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