"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
"Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy."
"A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul."
"As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it."
"As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it."
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please."
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."