Steven Wright quotes about car

"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."

Steven Wright   car

"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."

Steven Wright   car

"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."

Steven Wright   car

"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."

Steven Wright   car

"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."

Steven Wright   car

"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

Steven Wright   car

"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

Steven Wright   car

"I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy."

Steven Wright   car

"I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out."

Steven Wright   car

"I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out."

Steven Wright   car
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