Rita Rudner quotes about marriage

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

Rita Rudner   marriage

"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."

Rita Rudner   marriage

"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."

Rita Rudner   marriage

"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."

Rita Rudner   marriage

"In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk."

Rita Rudner   marriage

"In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk."

Rita Rudner   marriage

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."

Rita Rudner   marriage

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."

Rita Rudner   marriage
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