Fred Allen quotes about funny

"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."

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"California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange."

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"The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion."

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"The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion."

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"I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap."

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"I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap."

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"I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there."

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